The Important Blog

Rejoice and give thanks because after a month or so on my tropical Island with my huge circle of friends and a bevy of scantily clad lovelies (on me of course), I have returned newed and invigorated and look forward to passing on more of my wisdom to the slack jawed bottom feeders (aka normal people) who enjoy my blog.

Now, when you’re as important, intelligent and good looking as I am, it’s obvious that people that have been lucky enough to meet me in the past will clamour for my attention.