The Important Blog

Now obviously when you’re as important and wise as I am, many people come to you for advice and I thought instead of getting Thomson to reply to them all, including a signed glossy 6 by 4, I would take the time out of my busy schedule to actually reply personally to a few of the mails I have recieved.

Have you ever been out of an evening, perhaps enjoying time with friends in the VIP section of a top London night club (as I often do) when a woman catches your eye amongst the plebs below and of course being a gentleman of standing, I ask my gentleman’s gentleman who for the sake of this exercise I will call “Thomson” to ask the young lady if she would like to join me for a beverage.