What I don’t get about facebook
Now, when you’re as important, intelligent and good looking as I am, it’s obvious that people that have been lucky enough to meet me in the past will clamour for my attention.
However what I don’t get is what I like to call “The Facebook Effect” of “I met you once in 1979 in the queue at the supermarket so therefore I’ll send you a friends request”
Now obviously I get hundreds of these every day cos I meet a lot of people cos I’m so important and they all want to be my friend cos I’m so great.
Now, if I was really conceited, by this stage I would a tens of thousands of facebook friends, but as things stand, I only have about 60 because unlike some of the fucktards I come across, I don’t feel the need to collect facebook friends like some sort of status symbol. I don’t need to be validated in that way.
Even worse is then the ones who send you abusive messages when you turn them down. What a bunch of cock sucking monkey fuckers.