The important perks
Now, I have a problem, perhaps some of my readers can help.
Being successful, attractive, well known and well….great really. Businesses are falling over themselves to get me to endorse their products and services. You would think this would be great, however you can only own so many Ferraris, Astons, Jaguars etc. and I can only drive one car at a time, stay in 1 5 star hotel at a time etc. I even gave a car to Thomson when the local skoda dealership tried to give me one, but….it’s all getting too much and I only have space to garage 35 cars at the mansion in the Surrey Countryside, and only room for 2 or 3 at each of my other homes.
Now, obviously I’m open to suggestions about what I should do with all these free cars, holidays, etc. However I was thinking, being the philanthropist that I am that I should sell them all and use the proceeds to start “The Important Charity”
“The Important Charity” will endevour to solve the world’s important problems starting with a tough stance of genetic manipulation.
It will actively seek to genetically remove the gag reflex from women by the year 2050 and follow up by curing ugliness and beard growth amongst the fairer sex.
If you can think of a more important cause, by all means get in touch and I’ll tell you why you’re wrong.
Tags: charity work, important, perks