The Important Blog

Have you ever been out of an evening, perhaps enjoying time with friends in the VIP section of a top London night club (as I often do) when a woman catches your eye amongst the plebs below and of course being a gentleman of standing, you ask your gentleman’s gentleman who for the sake of this exercise I will call “Thomson” to ask the young lady if she would like to join you for a beverage.

And being the conceited woman she is, she says no.

Now, I assume if this happens that she’s a lesbian, as odds are, she is. Which would be fine, Just get her to bring her lover (as long as she’s hot) and we’ve got ourselves a show…but

Let’s be honest, the alternative that I am not attractive or important enough to warrant her attention doesn’t bear thinking about. Even were she in a relationship with another man, the attention of someone like me is bound to make her re-evaluate this relationship and cast aside her current bloke for the chance of a night of wanton ecstasy in my arms.

Unfortunately, there are a number of these women out there as this has happened more than I care to note. I was a little worried one evening that I had accidentally wandered into a lesbian bar and that the hirsute girl on the door was that impressed, she let me and my entourage in anyway but no, it was a standard club. (Well, not standard, I don’t do standard) However, I later came to realise that they are not all lesbians, and that they are in fact just conceited women.

These are women who have such an overinflated view of their own self importance and attractiveness that they don’t think any man is good enough for them so even when somebody as good looking, suave, sophisticated and important as me pays you some attention, you turn them down.

Now, I have some news for these women. You’re not as important as you think you are, and just cos you attract the attention of the knuckle draggers down your local boozer or a bunch of weirdos on the internet with the social skills of a wooden spoon does not mean that you’re as fun, attractive or intelligent as you like to think you are.

Get over yourselves or you’re going to find yourself on the shelf at 50 with a bunch of illegitimate children cos the idiots you attract “prefer it without”, crying into your “lasagne for one” in your pokey little council flat and trying to block out the lonely misery that is your life with hard drugs and cheap booze. But hey, who am I to judge….enjoy…

All other women, form an orderly queue by the velvet rope and Thomson will be taking applications.

Tags: conceit, dating, important, musings, relationships, women

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